If I was walkin' in your shoes, I wouldn't worry none

So I had my eyes on these “bambi” boots awhile back but being that my eyes are quite promiscuous, I opted for something a little different at the time. The other day I was shopping for makeup at Dillards and my oh so easy eyes diverted their attention towards the sale going on at the shoe department, and so it wasn’t long before I was asking the sales lady to grab my size in these particular boots – they were marked down more than half off! I’m sure glad I waited, and oh so glad for my easily distracted eyes.

Now, as I was prancing around in my favorite new boots, a song came to mind: Flowers on the Wall by Statler Brothers. You know, the one featured on Pulp Fiction...just press play.